I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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