The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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