are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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