Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I FOUND THE LEGS
So vagazzling was a success
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
