Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
