Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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