the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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