The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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