do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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