Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
