brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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