clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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