these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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