let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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