He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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