I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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