wake up i wanna do it froggy style
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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