everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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