i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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