I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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