is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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