Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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