I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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