her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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