Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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