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(816): View more from Missouri

I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth

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(817): View more from Texas

she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'

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(716): View more from New York

can you take me to a tanning bed

(1-716): View more from New York

sure, why though?

(716): View more from New York

i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?

(941): View more from Florida

better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn

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(712): View more from Iowa

Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday

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(250): View more from British Columbia

beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.

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(904): View more from Florida

My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up

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