i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
