whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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