Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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