How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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