She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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