You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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