You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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