i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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