covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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