it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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