Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
