How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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