the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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