Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
So vagazzling was a success
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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