I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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