I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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