It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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