i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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