he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
