it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
