dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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