I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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