And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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