You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
send nudes
from the living room?
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