She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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