Rock
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Fuck
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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