Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
My vagina is very pro this idea
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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